Wednesday, February 23, 2005

ಕಾಲೆಜು ಗಲಾಟೆ

kmail - sendmail - MS Exchange server formed a potent combination for a group of pranksters to send prank mail, all in light hearted humor. Long forgotten, the following mails has been retrieved from the sent mail folders and trash cans of mail clients.

Born from the trashes like a phoenix rises from ashes :-D

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Hi,

My network cord is missing and i will be very grateful if anybody finds it and returns it. It is missing from room no 105. I was sitting near the window on the right side facing Explorer building.

Thanking you
Yours faithfully,
Vivek Venugopal B

Anonymous Reply

Hai Bhuvan... (means Namaskar in Sihalese)

Before going into the details, you need to know a bit of mythology. Lord Hanuman did not know his strength , until Jambavan (The bear, not beer) told him. Exactly the same pertains to you. You do not realize your capability.

Your network chord is not missing but probably stolen by someone who wants to strike a "chord" with you. You fail to realize the "ramifications" (no pun intended) of this event. This may just be the beginning. So better be careful about your belongings (especially your desk-note, as someone may like to strike a note with you).

All the best in your quest for glory.
This was written sitting in IIIT-B, North East end (we think at 30 degree 23' 56" north, 76degree 3' 33" east, also facing Explorer building)
Thanking you.

Yours
sincere, obedient, faithful ,thankful, grateful.....,.........,................,...

Anonymous Well Wisher
Ishwar & Co.
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Next installment : ಕಾಲೆಜು ಗಲಾಟೆ-part 2 World Sorority Day ;-)

3 comments:

Taran said...

How about "call it a day"

Ishwar said...

if u have the "sonia gandhi" + geography teacher mail, please post it.

Sundar said...

LOL. As Taran suggested, we should compile all those mails into a repository.